I have a little entertaining story for you from the other day.
I have a pair of prescription sunglasses that I leave hanging on my rearview like so:
That way, when I get in the car, they're right there and I never have to search for them. Logical, right?
Well, every time, I get in the car, shut the door, take my regular glasses off and lay them in one of three places.
- in my lap
- in the cup holder
- or on the passenger seat
So, this particular day, I had a ton of useful things that might come in handy crap riding around in my front seat. Well, on the way to the house I was house sitting at, I had to slam on brakes, because I came over a hill, and there's a line of cars stopped because THERE IS A MAN LAYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. And the garbage truck was pulled over on the side of the road. So traffic is stopped in both directions and people are trying to turn around to go a different way. I called my bestie, who was driving right behind me, and we decide that we just need to stay put, for fear that we would get hit trying to turn around, and also because we're nosy and want to know what the heck is going on.
Well, we sit there for a good 20 minutes, while man lies in road and Emily eats a Subway sandwich, waiting to see what was going to happen. We speculated that maybe he had gotten hit by a car, or fallen off the trash truck. Anyways, eventually the ambulance, police, EMS, and all that jazz get there and man gets loaded into ambulance. So we proceed on.
I get back to the house, and reach to put my regular glasses back on to go inside. but THEY'RE NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. Not in sight at all. Luckily, I had a pair of old glasses kept in this trusty sunglass holder in my car:
I put them on so I could see to look for my lost glasses. I looked all over that dang car. Took everything out of the front and back seats. Looked under seats. Looked in every possible crack the glasses could have fallen into. Nowhere to be found.
I called my mom to say, "What would you do if you had your glasses in your car, and now you can't find them, but you haven't gotten out of the car?"
She thought I was crazy.
That night, she helps me look ALL OVER the car. Still no glasses. I'm chilling out with the out of date prescription, stretched out old glasses I usually wear to the lake in case they get messed up or lost.
Next day, I search the car again. Nope.
That afternoon, I was getting ready to do some homework, so I brink in the 3-ring binder that was sitting in my front seat with some books. I opened it to get some paper out to take notes on, and there they were! Just sitting there. Sneaky little boogers. I was furious.
I was even more furious because I was about to get a new pair of glasses out of this ordeal, but now that has to get postponed for a little while since I found them. :(